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100% made in the USA shirt (Pre-Order)

$10.00

If You are a Morbidly Obese Male American on your Mobility Scooter with your Micropenis that drives an Unnecessarily Big ass Truck or the Virgin Hybrid car, then This Shirt is for you, Your MicroPenis would be happy your BBW/SSBBW/USSBBW wife Dumped yo ass for a gigachad in the Japanese Truck, Pajero, El Camino, or even 50s Truck, but not your wallet.

Note: This V-Neck Doesn't include Guns, Cars, or Redbull.

60/40 Cotton Poly mix

Doesn't play the National Anthem while you wear it, because You're a Poser, Lmao.

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